newsflash, people: i've just had a moment. at exactly 2:04 pacific standard time, a friend of mine told me that i am "not nerdy enough" for some website he goes to. me, ahe, the girl who just quoted tim lenk from last night's episode of angel. me, ahe, who actually knows tom lenk's name. me, ahe, the girl who took issue with the conception of the balrog in the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring. balrogs don't have fucking wings, man. me, ahe, the girl who has actually said "in your face golden globes" and meant it. me, ahe, the girl who can and has said "rife with portent" without irony. i am NOT NERDY ENOUGH for something. finally. for once in my life i am not a big enough nerd. i've been waiting for this moment my whole life. i rule!